Polar Classics

There’s a global warming crack in here somewhere. Oh well. Polar Classic is an insult to polar bears everywhere. Lacking in fizz, overly sweet, and with an overpowering wintergreen bouquet, this one should be sent adrift on an ice floe.

Packaging: B
Head: C
Carbonation: D
Taste: B

Final Grade:C

Henry Weinhard's

No personal pic, sorry :(




This is an outstanding root beer. BEST HEAD EVER, and I don't say that lightly, although I do say it with an adolescent smirk. That thing just wouldn't go away. Good fizz, nice dark colour, and an interesting sweetness that came from a bit of honey (alongside the high fructose corn syrup...). It even has a real sassafras, which is bad ass.


Packaging: A, very classy
Head: A+
Carbonation: A
Taste: A+

Final Grade:A