Santa Cruz Organic

What’s wrong with the picture below? Is it supposed to look like this or did I just get a bad batch? It's almost clear, but a little bit brown, like the rusty water that comes out of an unused faucet. If you close your eyes and take a drink it kind of tastes like root beer but it’s also sweet (cane syrup), flat, and, let’s be blunt, the wrong colour. It gets points for being organic but that’s where the appeal ends. On top of everything it has an aspartame-esque aftertaste. Blecch. I was going to dump it out but W said that she’d drink it. She didn’t.

Packaging: D (comes in a can with a bad font)
Head: C
Carbonation: D
Taste: F
Final Grade: D